ay carumba

ok, so you know how the tagline to my blog includes rants?? well, here goes one. i should add frustration to that list, because i seem to be having some of that lately seeing as i'm not the most patient person on the planet.


frustration #1:
slow freeway drivers. as i cruised both north & south of I-5 this weekend as well as 169 and 18, i realized all three have something in common: SLOWER-THAN-MOLASSES DRIVERS. i mean, come on people. IT'S OKAY TO GO THE SPEED LIMIT. it's even okay to go 5-10 miles over it. so thank you, dodge neons and chryslers labarons for going 60 in the LEFT LANE. no, i don't need to get anywhere today....or by the time i turn 30. PLEASE, take your time. if you can't drive the speed limit or above on the freeway, you SHOULDN'T DRIVE ON THE FREEWAY.


frustration #2: 
twitter. i'm sorry, twitter is stupid. the only people that have anything worth "tweeting" are famous people and chances are, i don't want to hear about whatever they're doing either. and wth does "#" this mean? i know it's called a "hashtag" but what is the point of it? if i wanted to know what you were doing, i would find your facebook. and i probably wouldn't even care to do that. no, if i really wanted to know what you were doing, i would text you. and since you can only have like 140 characters (including spaces) in a tweet, it doesn't make sense anyway. almost nothing informational or useful can be said in that amount. the only reason i would have a twitter is so i could feel like i was famous. maybe i would say things like "going to the gym!" or "watching oprah with my dog"...but to be honest, NOBODY CARES. 


frustration #3:
the stupid dogs at the end of my street. dear dogs, i hate you. whenever i'm on a walk, you chase after me and then just stand there at me barking. you are so stupid. like, dumber than a sack of rocks stupid. and you don't shut up with your barking. you just stand there barking while i look at you and say "really? really??" like an idiot. what is that going to accomplish? i'll tell you. JACK SQUAT. plus, you must be deaf because you never hear your owner when they call you and tell you to stop. repeatedly. i wouldn't mind if you ran into traffic. sincerely, the stupid dog-hater.


ok.....was that too much?? maybe. am i always going to be honest on here? definitely. so i'm not sorry. i promise i'm not this negative all the time, i just had to get out my frustrations somewhere!


until next time......or my next rant.....